Thursday, November 18, 2004

Metrimoni, celebrità, gossip

CONCH CITY, CONCH - The Conch Palace announced this afternoon that Queen Sybil has agreed to marry Admiral Ricardo Verman of the Tortolan navy. Sybil, 29, is the daughter of the ex-King and Queen of Conch, whom she overthrew and exiled to Boca Raton, Florida. Verman, 51, is the only son of Tortolan accountants Marco and Guidilda Verman, who both died in 2003 from bad breadfruit. Persistent rumours that foul play was involved have never been substantiated. Verman will be crowned the new King of Conch.

A glimpse into that haven of superficial, pretentious, pseudo-aristocratic vanity: The NY Times' Wedding & Celebration Announcements.


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